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JOKE OF THE MONTH "The Gate Is Broken"
St. Peter was checking the gate between Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the "Pit" and called to the Devil... The Devil says, "Yeah, whaddya want..?",
St. Peter: "The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it.."
The Devil retorted: "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone available for this.." ,
St. Peter got angry, "Look, we have an agreement, and it's your turn to fix the gate..!" ,
The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there just isn't anyone available..."
St. Peter turned red and exclaimed..."Ok, if that's the way you want it, we'll sue..!"
A big grin broke out on the Devil's face, "Oh yeah, and just where are you going to find a lawyer...?!"
Computer Fair There is another Computer Fair on Sun. Mar. 28th at the Caboto Club.
Meeting Entrance Doorbell If the door is locked go to the rear door of the Credit Union and push the door bell near the listing of bank hours.
We have tried to man the back door as much as possible until the meeting starts and also for a short time after the meeting starts but we have still left some late comers locked out of the meeting.
For this we apologize.
We will install our own portable sign and door bell at the entrance door for the club members to use. It should be in place by this meeting. It will be a door bell that rings in the room we are in and not like the one the Credit Union has that we sometimes can not hear.
We hope this solves the problem.
Utilities in Win95 One of the best utilities in Win95 is found on the start menu, it's called find. This is a very powerful utility and is well worth the time it takes to get to know it's workings. You can do much more then just find a file with this utility
Tips for Win95 To copy a picture from a dos program run the program in its own window on screen. Then hold down the Alt key while pressing the Print Screen key. You can't paste text into a Dos program when it's running in full screen mode.
Y2K You've likely heard many possible Y2K horror stories by now. The global banking system will collapse. Telephones will go dead. Satellites will fall out of orbit. Although it isn't as apocalyptic, here's a Y2K problem you've never heard of before. And there's nothing possible about it. It's already happened. The Ontario Ministry of the Attorney General, in what it admits is a Y2K gaffe, has recently sent out hundreds of notices of fines for traffic infractions that, according to the government, will occur nearly 100 years in the future in 2097. The up side is you also have 100 years to pay the ticket, but it's still a rather neat trick. |
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